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Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML


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On 10/30/2010 at 12:12am - work - by mortified (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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pick your nose in private love and look for camras

#1 - On 10/30/2010 at 6:09am by 77taylah33

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Well done for providing the day's entertainment :) I'm sure it will have blown over by tomorrow. It's not that big a deal.

#3 - On 10/30/2010 at 6:13am by strandy

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