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Man or woman?

Today, I overheard a conversation between a coworker and a new employee. The new girl was trying to get familiar with people's names, and she asked my coworker, "Which one is Heather?" He answered, "The annoying one." She said, "Oh, that's Heather." I'm Heather. FML


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On 10/28/2010 at 10:19am - work - by kaz89 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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well maybe you shouldn't be annoying.

#2 - On 10/28/2010 at 1:50pm by jlynn97

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You should sleep with all the guys in your office so you can be known as the slutty girl insted of the annoying girl.

#49 - On 10/28/2010 at 6:23pm by jose1760

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