Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I overheard a conversation between a coworker and a new employee. The new girl was trying to get familiar with people's names, and she asked my coworker, "Which one is Heather?" He answered, "The annoying one." She said, "Oh, that's Heather." I'm Heather. FML

#13625422
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16909) - you deserved it (6721)

On 10/28/2010 at 10:19am - work - by kaz89 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

scratchpost's life also sucks
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

peestain also deserved it
Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed…

Top comments

well maybe you shouldn't be annoying.

#2 - On 10/28/2010 at 1:50pm by jlynn97

See in context

+5

maybe heather should stop being such a bitch then

#7 - On 10/28/2010 at 1:56pm by STP907

See in context

+2 | 8

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by