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Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14437) - you deserved it (5880)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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So you still have a car, right? Just don't get hit or pulled over.

#5 - On 10/14/2010 at 5:10pm by Ishki

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It's called being an Uninsured Motorist -- there's millions of you bastards out there all over the roads. I have to pay extra on my insurance in case I run into you.

Take your chances. The odds are you will make enough money at this job to buy insurance before you get caught driving without it.

n00b!

#36 - On 10/14/2010 at 6:13pm by perdix

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