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Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks (37470) - you deserved it (2383)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:35am - work - by shadowednavi (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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