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Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38784) - you deserved it (2529)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:35am - work - by shadowednavi (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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it's ok. i've been used as a personal shopping basket. some woman came in and asked for help, and proceeded to dump things she liked into my arms.
#1, they've got a real job. uncalled for.

#2 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:09am by fleg

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Where else is she supposed to put it? Shards of glass can't cut you by just dropping them into your hand; the glass doesn't weigh enough. What a drama queen.

#7 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:21am by mojo_jojo

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