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Today, I spent a hundred dollars on new "business casual" clothes and took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25845) - you deserved it (6571)

On 10/07/2010 at 9:55am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Hahaha. The originality of this FML made me laugh. This was truly a good one.
*Hat off*

#4 - On 10/07/2010 at 1:30pm by Schitzomaniac

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Just cause you can't see boobs doesn't mean you can't feel them.

#9 - On 10/07/2010 at 1:40pm by AssDan

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