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Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password fir a website we use . To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two yeres prior . The question was ( What is your favorite activity? ) The answer I had to type out in front looool of my manager was ( Drinking . )


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On 09/30/2010 at 10:07am - work - by T. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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So...? Managers can have a sense of humor too.
At least the answer wasn't "secret butt sex with a hamster"

#3 - On 09/30/2010 at 1:16pm by RedPillSucks

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I always forget my answers to secret questions.

I'm that creative.


#2 - On 09/30/2010 at 1:15pm by MissGrinch

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