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Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password for a website we use. To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two years prior. The question was "What is your favorite activity?" The answer I had to type out in front of my manager was "Drinking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5486) - you deserved it (21555)

On 09/30/2010 at 10:07am - work - by T. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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So...? Managers can have a sense of humor too.
At least the answer wasn't "secret butt sex with a hamster"

#3 - On 09/30/2010 at 1:16pm by RedPillSucks

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At least it wasn't masturbating.

#7 - On 09/30/2010 at 1:22pm by iSexxxy

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