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Today, I was fired from my job of 5 years. I was let go because I couldn't take the company to 'the next level'. My now ex-boss asked me if I could process my severance check because he didn't know how. I had to write myself my last paycheck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52787) - you deserved it (2383)

On 04/25/2009 at 9:31am - work - by feistychick (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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so how much extra did u give urself? ;D what i would have done

#5 - On 04/25/2009 at 5:28pm by rakhil11

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Haha, I'd tell him to go fuck himself and walk away. I'm not paid to write my own check anymore. He has to figure it out anyways or he could get into huge trouble.

#3 - On 04/25/2009 at 5:26pm by 24788

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