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Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32474) - you deserved it (3085)

On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - work - by confused (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Stay in the straight closet then.

#1 - On 09/02/2010 at 7:20pm by JocelynKaulitz

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Learn to embrace your flamboyant nature. Time to buy some pink.

#2 - On 09/02/2010 at 7:23pm by FFML_314

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