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Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
God, I fucking hate parents like that. Discipline your demon seed or I can't be responsible for what happens to you OR your idiot child.
Wow, what a brat. After it was all over, you should have called security or something.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 February 2016