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Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out he wasn't a "special" child. FML

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God, I fucking hate parents like that. Discipline your demon seed or I can't be responsible for what happens to you OR your idiot child.

#18 - On 08/27/2010 at 10:42am by Back_In_Action

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i woulda smacked that kid so hard ^.^

great restraint OP!!

#15 - On 08/27/2010 at 10:35am by TheyCallMeThumpe

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