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Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then tells me that he is cheating on me, that he is dumping me, and that I am fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37269) - you deserved it (5911)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:28am - work - by jemstuff (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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ydi, for dating your boss.

#6 - On 08/22/2010 at 10:05am by 43bubba34

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I never understand why the new girl would stay with someone she now knows is a cheater. After all, cheaters never change...

#7 - On 08/22/2010 at 10:11am by Burgessnk

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