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Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML

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On 07/30/2010 at 4:00pm - work - by MLZ (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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i was a server for a long time! i hate cocksuckers like that! ppl dont understand how hard our job really is! assholes!

#5 - On 07/30/2010 at 7:31pm by luv2laugh30

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I hate people like that. I had a few waitressing jobs and I would get a few of those. Spit in their food next time. Lol Im just kidding

#8 - On 07/30/2010 at 7:32pm by XoXoSLY

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