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Today, I managed to multitask too much at work. I turned around, adjusted my glasses, swept hair out of my face, and blinked. In the process I walked into my manager, causing me to simultaneously punch myself in the mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19830) - you deserved it (6093)

On 07/25/2010 at 2:13am - work - by longday (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Boom! Headshot.

IMO: Slow down. Life is easier at a relaxed pace.

#1 - On 07/25/2010 at 10:06am by ArtIsResistance7

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ok..so how did she diserve this? she's clumsy. and how do we know it wasn't her manager's fault for standing inconveniently in the way? standing near clumsy people is dangerous.

#14 - On 07/25/2010 at 10:44am by its_tuesday

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