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Today, I got a email from my boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know what is more depressing, getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54346) - you deserved it (2208)

On 04/21/2009 at 11:11am - work - by laxguy23 (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Were you still getting paid for the 2 months?..if not you should umm... "request" your pay.

#3 - On 04/21/2009 at 4:53pm by btaddict

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Something similar happened to me once. In grade 7 I was suspended from the school I would've been going to for not attending, but I've been home schooled since grade 4.

#28 - On 04/21/2009 at 6:23pm by AdamB

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