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Today, I had an interview. I didn't get the job because apparently customers might not understand me, since I "talk too good." I just graduated with an English degree. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27710) - you deserved it (2299)

On 07/11/2010 at 10:44am - work - by alejandro38 - United States (New York)

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Maybe you offended the interviewer with your fancy jargon and flashy degree.

Reach for new goals! Although, with an English degree, there isn't much hope.

#2 - On 07/11/2010 at 1:11pm by ArtIsResistance7

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"HURR YDI FOR HAVING A USELESS DEGREE LOL." Shut the hell up. We can't all be engineers, scientists or doctors. Having an English degree means you can think in a non-linear and abstract fashion, which quite frankly, most math or science majors can't do. Everything is straightforward for them.

#31 - On 07/11/2010 at 1:29pm by Back_In_Action

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