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Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26074) - you deserved it (3136)

On 07/04/2010 at 8:15pm - work - by FML - United States

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sucks to be you

#1 - On 07/05/2010 at 1:44am by Talez

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Find a better job ! Then he'll be begging for you to come back ! FYL

#4 - On 07/05/2010 at 1:45am by iGotBieberFever

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