Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML
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Today, I got written up because apparently leaning on the counter at work is unprofessional, even if you're about to pass out and the counter is the only thing keeping you on your feet. FML
Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
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Mirorbo 26
I bet he felt like an ass when you finally told him your leg was just asleep. Assuming you had the balls to speak up.
boating_guy 33
um....explain it to him? it's not that hard
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Comments (88)
watermelon1 35
Easily mistakable
amerrah 4
Haha tell him not to be an asshole at work :P
Slappyzezima 0
if I were you, I would have shot my boss square in the head for even daring to squeeze my potato!
seanreddog 4
Why don't you tell your supervisor this instead of FML? Anyways you should get up every once in while ta stretch.
dangitsalex 2
YDI for getting something at work that causes more blood to go somewhere else than your legs.
Moshpoint0 0
Put a brain eating amoeba in his coffee, and then lecture him on his motor functions.
tman118 0
******* retarded spook
bcoolplz 1
maybe your boss was drunk
KiddNYC1O 20
I woulda thought you had a turd stuck in your butthole
pingpongpickle 8
that happened to me and I fell over..at school.. hahah 49
JGood09 0
That's why you move your legs around when you sit for along time ya idiot
KoRn_Freak 1
LMAO me too, 49!!!
JGood09 0
Yea you sure know about things being in your butthole huh 49?
LoneliestxHobo 0
haha nice one 23, a penis joke
lololol247 0
Then you get pins and needles and it tickles to walk. Haha your boss would probably think you were on crack.
lonesomeXheartbr 0
squeeze my potato? lol
Mimasita 1
oh gosh. i have to STAND all day at work so my feet hurt instead. lol it sucks sitting or standing the whole day. FYL
sleephunters 8
FYL!
srammer8 0
u fail
msjel 0
This happened to me once at school when I had to get up in front of the entire class. It was super embarassing.
the_Flirt 0
wow were a power balance
mcrluverchick 9
cool hair :)
My_Deathbed 0
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coballan55 0
stop being fat and having poor circulation
Dydy_fml 0
LOL
KoRn_Freak 1
I know, in not fat and my legs always fall to sleep!!!!
ojr420 0
dude don't be a douche, it happens to slot of people due to sudden changes in blood pressure when you move from a neutral position to standing or walking
drpepperrules 0
I've had that happen! it sucks
Mirorbo 26
I bet he felt like an ass when you finally told him your leg was just asleep. Assuming you had the balls to speak up.
StoryOfTheYear 14
Lecture him about being a dick at work
boating_guy 33
um....explain it to him? it's not that hard
lovinit5683 0
Haha, Perfect time to fall over OP, then he has a reason to lecture!
2igutierrez31 2
should have walked around b4 ur break
Moshpoint0 0
Damn you, comment bug. And AF.