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Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML


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On 06/24/2010 at 4:02pm - work - by kbartlett86 - Canada (Ontario)

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I bet he felt like an ass when you finally told him your leg was just asleep. Assuming you had the balls to speak up.

#6 - On 06/24/2010 at 6:54pm by Mirorbo

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um....explain it to him?

it's not that hard

#8 - On 06/24/2010 at 6:54pm by boating_guy

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