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Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML


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On 04/19/2009 at 7:07pm - work - by guessimdead (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Wow, I'd be talking to that kid's parents.

#1 - On 04/20/2009 at 3:46am by Seegtease

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Yeah, talk to the parents. That was entirely inappropriate. Some action needs to be taken before he grows up too much on that path!

#6 - On 04/20/2009 at 3:57am by Inspired22

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