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Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46948) - you deserved it (2159)

On 04/19/2009 at 7:07pm - work - by guessimdead (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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