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Today, my coworker told me she knew about my secret boyfriend because she has a "sixth sense" about these things. I'm too embarrassed to tell her I'm desperately single and the last date I went on was three years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20608) - you deserved it (2558)

On 06/04/2010 at 1:36pm - work - by single and not mingling - Canada (Ontario)

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