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Today, my coworker told me she knew about my secret boyfriend because she has a "sixth sense" about these things. I'm too embarrassed to tell her I'm desperately single and the last date I went on was three years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21549) - you deserved it (2666)

On 06/04/2010 at 1:36pm - work - by single and not mingling - Canada (Ontario)

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Stop being so desperate and maybe you'll get a date.

#6 - On 06/04/2010 at 6:35pm by monkeygirl92

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He's so secret even you don't know about him!

#18 - On 06/04/2010 at 6:47pm by perdix

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