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Man or woman?

Today, I spent half an hour on the phone with a woman who was yelling at the top of her lungs, sobbing uncontrollably and hyperventilating. She also told me if she had a heart attack and died from crying, it was all my fault. Why? I told her she needed her receipt to have her T.V. repaired. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32431) - you deserved it (2805)

On 05/26/2010 at 12:26am - work - by customerservicesucks - Canada (Alberta)

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I would've hung up but that's why I'm not in customer service.

#1 - On 05/26/2010 at 6:31am by ImaginaryFoe

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How is it your fault that she has the tendency to overreact?

#2 - On 05/26/2010 at 6:40am by StickIt2DaMan

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