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Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8310) - you deserved it (1464)

On 01/13/2009 at 4:47am - work - by MAC - Sent from mobile version

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