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Man or woman?

Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML

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On 04/21/2010 at 4:29pm - work - by Z88 - South Africa (Western Cape)

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Girls can be dudes too.

She's silly.

#6 - On 04/21/2010 at 8:01pm by Quest_

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she just gets upset easily. she probably doesn't like her figure so she is offended easily

#11 - On 04/21/2010 at 8:03pm by Xrandomkrisx

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