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Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8189) - you deserved it (26489)

On 04/21/2010 at 4:29pm - work - by Z88 - South Africa (Western Cape)

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