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Edris_305's favorite FMLs

Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML

By Poly24 / Tuesday 27 August 2013 10:32 / France - La Courneuve

Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML

By Rachel8896 / Thursday 15 August 2013 11:28 / United States - Lakewood

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML

By Bnewlove / Wednesday 31 July 2013 04:50 / Canada - Surrey

Today, I went to a store. I was wearing a shirt that I'd bought from the very same store, and was accused of stealing. When I tried explaining, the manager said I was lying because I'm a teenager and "all teenagers are full of shit." FML

By PapaMoti / Thursday 15 August 2013 08:04 / Canada - Toronto

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

By sisterly love / Wednesday 14 August 2013 21:13 / United States - Santa Clara