Transportation: Today, I told my brother to put his phone down while he was driving....

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By FlowerVacuum - 29/04/2016 13:29 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I told my brother to put his phone down while he was driving. Instead, he got mad and kept texting. Until he drifted into a tree. FML

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ccat209 17

Friday 29 April 2016 19:32

Throw his phone out the window

peeta0330 18

Friday 29 April 2016 18:19

Dumbass, he deserved it, sorry you had to be there though

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peeta0330 18

Friday 29 April 2016 18:19

Dumbass, he deserved it, sorry you had to be there though

ccat209 17

Friday 29 April 2016 19:32

Throw his phone out the window

CraZCanuck 13

Friday 29 April 2016 21:07

He's in a treemendous amount of trouble

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