Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0
o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...
shantoyamuchluv 0
20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.
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Wittlestalker 0
o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...
some_random94 0
dude, that's wrong on so many levels you should probably see a therapist or something
truthmonster 0
u guy missed the point.....ONLY 20 MINUTES!!!!!
imsexb3ast 0
70 years old and he still gets some!!! go gramps!!!
yashack 0
those to have some stamina for their age! I'm impressed
bozo92 0
no you missed the point, they are both 70, thats a ******* miricle they didnt croke, but seriously id tell your parents and get some theropy
FreddyMustDie 0
God damn! Hope that's me when I'm 70
ARScratch 0
20 minutes is longer than quite a handful of guys can last.
davizv 0
concerned??? he just learned his grandpas a champ! 20 minutes at 70+ years
sparkman97 7
probably including yourself 221
lebronesque73091 12
You should've pretended to wake up.
common_boy 0
i hope you wont be scarred for life.
ambulence 0
20 min, ive met guys in their late teens who cant have sex for that long
LeadTheWay 5
Win!
hobber 0
probably because of your looks
4ugu4 7
Time flies by when you're having fun.
mk8833 9
Why ya gotta be such a dick? Calm down and stop being rude
mk8833 9
To #244
likernator 4
Hey-oh!!!!!!
shantoyamuchluv 0
20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.
Alchemist_21 26
It probably took him 19 just to get it up.
Ender_ 0
Did they make creaking sounds while they did it?
ZleveL 0
WIN WIN WIN LOLOLOLOL
rapscalion24 0
LMFAO
margie2194 12
WIN!!
Nuke4193 4
Or popping noises?
Purane2forever 0
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does your g-ma talk dirty?... if so tell me so you can give her my #
sydneylol 7
that's nasty..
irishboy352 0
What the hell dude
monner123 3
Damn it! I went to thumbs down on your comment and it went thumbs up.
Narttu 20
@266 Your profile pic matches your comment perfectly!!
joeyl2008 29
That's hot. that's a hot way to live
kellster 2
I'm so impressed with your grandparents! I mean, tiny bit rude, but... wow. 70! Think of it this way: you have lots of years of sexual longevity to look forward to!
SteamyPenguin 46
It's shows incredible sangfroid, particularly for Gramps. Quite impressive once you get over the eww factor.
FuzzMonkey09 0
Are you scarred for life? I mean, that sounds...ew..........
fleg 9
that's sick. even like college roommates, who are technically strangers, are more considerate than that. wow, i'm pissed off and i wasn't even there. especially since you're young enough to be scolded for staying up late. they should really ******* know better.
MuziKMajoR 5
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Calm down, have u been sexually deprived or something dang
15949058 4
So true dude
darkGaara5 0
Oh My GOD!! thats just so disturbing...
iRatedxR 2
Bhgfg