Today, my mom refused to give me her tax information so I could... - FML

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By Ineedtoescape - 20/03/2018 01:55

Today, my mom refused to give me her tax information so I could get financial aid for college, meaning I won't be able to go. Her reason? I mentioned I was looking into colleges away from home. She won't even teach me how to drive. Guess I haven't earned the privilege of being 18. FML

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