Today, I sat down in the priority senior/disabled section of... - FML

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By InvisibleDisability - 16/03/2018 23:09 - United States

Today, I sat down in the priority senior/disabled section of the bus with my cart of groceries. An older man angrily chewed me out saying I was too young to sit there. I'm in my 20's and in physical therapy for bad muscle strain. And I wasn't keeping him or anyone from having a seat. FML

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