Today, I finally started to recover from the weeks of excruciating...

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By Kyrenora - 21/05/2018 01:20 - United States - Maynard

Today, I finally started to recover from the weeks of excruciating pain caused by a sudden development of Celiac at the age of 30. Then my period started. I can’t take Midol because it might aggravate the ulcers. FML.

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