Today, when I got home, I was berated for never having fun, or... - FML

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By mama's boy - 20/01/2018 08:49

Today, when I got home, I was berated for never having fun, or friends over. I didn't have the heart to tell them that I would be the laughing stock of my friends group if they knew that at age 20, I still have a strict 8:30 bedtime while my 16 y/o sister got it lifted 3 years ago. FML

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Callyn 47

Sunday 21 January 2018 21:52

You're 20. Stay out having fun as late as you want, your parents can't stop you.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Monday 22 January 2018 6:39

You are getting abused by your parents. Message me!

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Callyn 47

Sunday 21 January 2018 21:52

You're 20. Stay out having fun as late as you want, your parents can't stop you.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Monday 22 January 2018 6:39

You are getting abused by your parents. Message me!

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