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Today, I called my dad at his new wife's house to inform him I was all set to graduate from community college with my associates degree and that we needed to sit down and plan how to pay for the 4 year degree. To which he replied "all a girl needs is an associates degree". Thanks dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks (20858) - you deserved it (3046)

On 03/18/2010 at 8:20am - money - by Anna (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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