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Today, I was driving my car like any ordinary day. My dad has been harping on me about not checking the oil, so I finally checked it. Driving down the road my hood flew up and shattered my windshield. I forgot to latch my hood after checking the oil. $300 for a new windshield. The oil was fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14608) - you deserved it (51573)

On 04/10/2009 at 10:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

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I don't think this is fake. Not everyone's car act's the same way.

#5 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:08pm by sjx

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Ummm. fail. Only way that happens is on a freeway, and it would be shaking dramatically with wind getting under it. There is no way you would miss that. Honestly, I've done it.. but it didn't flip up, it was still on the latch.

#4 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:06pm by rukusrazor

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