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Today, I was driving my car like any ordinary day. My dad has been harping on me about not checking the oil, so I finally checked it. Driving down the road my hood flew up and shattered my windshield. I forgot to latch my hood after checking the oil. $300 for a new windshield. The oil was fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15672) - you deserved it (53688)

On 04/10/2009 at 10:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

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Nice try, Tommy Callahan.

#13 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:20pm by SomeDude148

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I don't think this is fake. Not everyone's car act's the same way.

#5 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:08pm by sjx

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