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Today, I was driving my car like any ordinary day. My dad has been harping on me about not checking the oil, so I finally checked it. Driving down the road my hood flew up and shattered my windshield. I forgot to latch my hood after checking the oil. $300 for a new windshield. The oil was fine. FML


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On 04/10/2009 at 10:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

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I think that along with a driving test, a "Simple car care 101" test has to be taken too in order to have a licence. If you can't take care of your car you shouldnt have one !

#20 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:33pm by whudafxup

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Nice try, Tommy Callahan.

#13 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:20pm by SomeDude148

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