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Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11929) - you deserved it (25719)

On 01/04/2010 at 2:01am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Phones have bells and whistles now? Nice

#3 - On 01/04/2010 at 6:24am by f_alltheirlives

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Should get some materialistic friends. Then they won't mind you waving it in their faces.

#4 - On 01/04/2010 at 6:24am by Impromptu

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