Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5889) - you totally deserved it (12603)
On 01/04/2010 at 2:01am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
(0)Yeah, your friends from Candyland and Captain Kanuckles are going to ring you up just to hear their voice echo in your new phone.. Someone needs to call you and Blow a whistle.
#6 - On 01/04/2010 at 6:30am by alexandraa
(+2)'Respect and good manners are essential' why does nobody here seem to understand the meaning of that?
#14 - On 01/04/2010 at 8:17am by luvcascade
(-1)Because she has no respect if she went out to buy the coolest phone just to have friends. lololol ur a n00b u suk lolol pwned get sum skilz nub fag
#41 - On 01/04/2010 at 2:37pm by Jackster1020
(+1)yes of course insulting me will make me see the light
#54 - On 01/04/2010 at 8:40pm by luvcascade
(-1) first?
why would they? get out there and start making some friends, and don't depend on technology!!
could somebody please tell me weather or not you can see the fml's you post?
#17 - On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am by disturbedfan01
(-1)Buying new technology doesn't magically make you non-boring.
What you need to buy is a personality. I don't know where you can buy a personality, but a good start would be the Perdix Motivational Course on three DVD's for only 249.99 (of whatever your local currency is -- I sell a lot in Japan for some reason). Order today, call 1-800-E-A-T S-H-I-7!
I went into high school not knowing anybody except a few old friends and I met 9 new friends in the first semester so don't lose hope. your fault for thinking people would talk to you because you had a new phone though. :)
#19 - On 01/04/2010 at 8:43am by disturbedfan01
perdix I don't think that's a legit phone number. =)
#21 - On 01/04/2010 at 8:48am by disturbedfan01
(0)It is... I have the bumper sticker. It also gives the the cops something to pull you over for late at night.
#30 - On 01/04/2010 at 11:38am by CallMeHush
(+1)haha that's funny my boyfriends roommate was bragging on Facebook about getting the Droid for Christmas, but he's really annoying, creepy and weird so its not like its going to get put to good use.
#22 - On 01/04/2010 at 9:04am by Malinkrot
(0)hope u really didnt think a phone made ppl want to talk to you...yikes if you did...*shakes head*
(0)if you actually thought that, you need some help. maybe you should stop focusing on what technology you have and go and get some friends,
#25 - On 01/04/2010 at 9:48am by cookies_for_you
(+1)Congratulations. You are more intelligent than 90% of those people who buy a new cell when the old is still functional. Next step: talk to people to let them know. Then give them your number.
#28 - On 01/04/2010 at 10:01am by Jaded4good
(0)But look at all the people that will talk to you here.
#31 - On 01/04/2010 at 11:42am by CallMeHush
(0)There's probably a good reason no one calls you. First and Foremost, you're probably a loser, have a lame personality or just boring. But what you might want to give a try to is: going out and meeting some more loser people like yourself. :) That way you might be the "cool phone guy" in your loser crew, hence; you might even get called. :)
(-1)I love how writing anything on the internet can get you branded a hypocrite, it's so brilliantly strange :p.
#40 - On 01/04/2010 at 2:08pm by IambecomeRAWR
(+1)What? I got a cheap phone, and it still has the capabilities to receive fake texts from imaginary friends. Try scripting your email client to do that. Alternatively get a third arm attached. People will talk to you then.
(0)Hey, how about not whining on an internet site about it and actually GOING OUT and MEETING PEOPLE!
(0)why would a phone make you kewler?? is ur life like ---> OMG! you got a new phone your totally my friend now!
#43 - On 01/04/2010 at 3:20pm by Tonys_kitten6
(0)Get an iPhone, I'm pretty sure there's an app for that.
#45 - On 01/04/2010 at 3:41pm by tomisbetterthanu
(-2)Having a BASIC phone with texting and calling will help you a tinyyyyyy bit in getting and keeping friends- because it allows you to stay in contact with them.
Having internet (if you are the type of girl who already has friends and goes out with them alot at night in cars, and gets lost) might help your friends like you a tinyyy bit more- if you can get directions and stop you guys from being lost, sure thats always a plus.
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But in all honesty? A phone does not get you friends- looks and personality do. That includes your face, your body, your personality, your good mood, etc. Everything is taken into account! Look at yourself and think "would I wanna be friends with myself? Am i sexy, exciting, fun, goodlooking, outgoing, and cool enough for lots of people to wanna befriend me?". That is your answer. And there is no point in lying to yourself, either- that will only complicate the issue!
Make a list of what to improve on, and IMPROVE ON IT. If that means practicing your personality in front of the mirror, buying a complete new wardrobe of sexy and "in" clothes, and running laps upon laps on the treadmill and working out like crazy on the weight machines to lose some poundage, than do so!!! Don't EVER think "oh i dont wanna do that, its too much work" because GUESS WHAT? EVERYBODY ELSE WHO HAS FRIENDS MANAGES TO DO IT AND GET THRU IT! if you want friends, you gotta have the same attitude as the successful people do.
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A phone does NOT get you friends. A phone is simply the means to communicate with friends. It WILL help your situation out immensely- BUT only if you already have friends to BEGIN with!
(0)How long did it take you to figure that out? And, btw, #48 you must be really shallow to state that looks get you friends. (And yes, I know you said personality too.)
#49 - On 01/04/2010 at 5:43pm by Jessi_Rose96
(0)I don't think he meant looks as in hotness, but looks as in having good hygiene and not looking scary/smelly/homeless. A 500 pound girl with a mustache might have a harder time making friends.
#51 - On 01/04/2010 at 6:26pm by kaleid0scopeEyes
(0)a 97 year old hobo from war-torn cambodia with only 3 limbs and five limbs may also have the same problem making friends.
#53 - On 01/04/2010 at 7:58pm by TheHeroOfTime
(0)sounds like someone I know haha but sorry for u... the person I know is a complete and total spoiled rich jerk
(0)try excercise and dieting. not trying to be a dick but ugly gurls piss me off when they can do something about it
#58 - On 01/05/2010 at 12:05am by zombieskater
(0)itz okay i know how u feel...........cuz all the nerds are always bugging the hell out of me when im making out with random guys i know at school and they tease saying oooooooooooh i wana try dat
(0)...Run that by me again, how does that mean you know how she feels? She's talking about feeling alone. If you've got your tongue down some random guy's throat, you're hardly 'alone'.
#63 - On 01/06/2010 at 3:28am by Firesprite2009
(0)um....materialistic much? why don't you try a different approach. like getting a nice hobby or something, or maybe you expect those qualities in people your self. blings,like those birds that find shiny objects and brings them to the female or male and see if they would respond. bottom line you're doing it wrong
(0)I think that maybe you should think that if you're flashing off a new phone with all the 'bells and whistles', people are just going to think you're stuck up. Personally, I wouldn't be friends with someone like that. Perhaps take a different approach? I feel bad for you anyway. I'd talk to you..
(0)What a subtle stab at the capitalist system. You have my respect, OP.
#65 - On 01/07/2010 at 1:15am by GumboVariation
(0)it happens. sometimes I don't get 1 call the entire day. sometimes I get 15 calls. it depends on the day. get involved with ppl
