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Today, I was at the airport getting ready to go to Hawaii. The guy at the counter said my flight was delayed. It turns out that the flight that was delayed was a flight going to Miami. My flight left at the regular time, and my luggage was on it, because I checked in the night before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20009) - you deserved it (2280)

On 12/15/2009 at 4:23am - money - by dJ21 (man) - Guam

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The plane would not have left with your luggage. Airlines are required to remove checked luggage from the plane if someone does not show up for their flight and board the plane. It's a security issue.

#7 - On 12/15/2009 at 4:05pm by noype

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And you didn't bother to check flight schedules yourself?

#5 - On 12/15/2009 at 3:34pm by mikrav

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