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Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and legitimately broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML


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On 11/12/2009 at 9:43pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Bad luck, but "legitimately" broke your ankle? How do you illegitimately break one?

#1 - On 11/13/2009 at 6:21am by wellinever

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How do you just tend to a broken ankle by yourself without a splint readily available or something? Fairly confident there's not that much you could do sitting there on the sidewalk.

#6 - On 11/13/2009 at 6:47am by RyeBreadBoy

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