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Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27513) - you deserved it (2057)

On 11/07/2009 at 12:36am - money - by Tipless (man) - United States (Virginia)

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I'm sorry, but I feel like I've heard something like this before.

#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:44am by peaceout314

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YDI for not shooting her tyres out so she would need a ride. Hasn't GTA taught you anything?

#4 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:57am by Peroxide

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