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Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML


I agree, your life sucks (39999) - you deserved it (4079)

On 10/21/2009 at 6:05am - money - by Pissed (man) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

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you pay after you pump where your from?

#1 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:11am by AnthonyD86

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$100 to fill up your tank? Wow.

#2 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:13am by Brave_Sir_Robin

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