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Today, I went to the mall to pick up the 1 carat diamond my husband recently purchased for me after 6 years of being together. My mom called, I answered my cell. Later, I realized that the baggie with the diamond was no longer in my pocket. It fell out when I answered my phone. FML

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It was in a baggie?? WTF kind of jewelry store puts a diamond in a baggie?

Whatever.. YDI for being so careless.

#6 - On 10/09/2009 at 10:18am by girlygirl666

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You kept a 1 carat diamond in a baggie in your pocket along with your cell phone?

Are you always this stupid, or only when you're transporting precious gemstones?

#18 - On 10/09/2009 at 11:10am by FerrariCake

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