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Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML


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On 10/06/2009 at 9:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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i'd complain to the manager. thats really out of order on her part.

#1 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:14am by IndigoKitty

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congratz on going down a size!
and soome people have no respect so deff file a complaint its the least u can do

#4 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:19am by NATTiCUS

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