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Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML


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On 09/27/2009 at 2:32am - money - by TractorUWG (man) - United States (Georgia)

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I would NEVER leave a 100 dollar bill lying alone on a table. Never. It would disappear in seconds in my house.
"Hey, anyone seen my 100 dollar bill?"
"Nope, where was it?"
"On the table."
"Why the heck did you leave it there? Dad probably took it."


#6 - On 09/27/2009 at 10:28am by Amysbodybetrayal

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That's what your pockets are for, tard.

#2 - On 09/27/2009 at 10:09am by Eashag

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