Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9326) - you totally deserved it (31329)
On 09/18/2009 at 3:15pm - money - by shushingmoon (man) - United States (Louisiana)
(-1)No, not win. Fuck Lady Gaga and her shitty dancepop.
#36 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:17pm by allmidnighteyes
(0)Its gotta be virtual, seeing as the person was able to quickly make an account. If its real money, you have to fill in personal info and credit card numbers.
Also, if the dude cheated the OP out of real money they wouldnt have laughed afterward and drawn attention to themselves
#81 - On 09/20/2009 at 12:59am by AcesAndEights
(+4)YDI for playing online poker in class. Bust out some playing cards and get a game of no limit hold 'em going with a $10 buy-in right there in class instead.
#8 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:11pm by allmidnighteyes
(+1)That is so f*cked up. I guess you learned to never play online poke in a public place.. especially in class.
#13 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:18pm by containsnosoy
(0)He cant be countin no money at the table anyways :P Guess the dealings done :(
#63 - On 09/18/2009 at 10:47pm by f_alltheirlives
(0)False darkmis -- online poker with real money was outlawed a few years back.
#76 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:35am by magicsparrow
(+1)I highly doubt it as I've gambled on Partypoker and Bodog when it was legal and they randomly move you to protect from cheating. People using multiple computers at one table. It takes work to get real cash credited to your account and it usually isn't credited immediately. I just find it odd you wouldn't notice people leaning up behind you when the cards on any online poker site ain't very big to know your hand takes crazy vision and half your cards are hidden by your body anyway. While it may seem genius I just think a lot of luck is involved to get an FML like that.
#17 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:23pm by hotmodel1234
(0)Weren't there other people at the table to keep that guy in check? Wouldn't you win some hands even if he could see your cards?
#22 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:36pm by someguy945
(0)The guy behind you is a genius. He will go far in life, and when he's wealthy and powerful maybe he'll give you a job in the mailroom of his company. Where you can sit around playing more online poker.
To be fair, our economy will be better off in the long run if more people like him (i.e. smart and motivated) take money from people like you (i.e. not-so-smart).
#25 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:41pm by FerrariCake
(0)I would shove my penis up his ass
I mean shoe
But for real I would wait til after class then hit him in the head with a shove then when he woke up I would hand him the shovel pull out my gun the I would tell him to dig a biggggg hole
When he gets done shoot him in the head then use a completely different shovel to bury him
But before all of that ask him his account info
(0)It would be ironic if the guy behind him did the same thing, set up a chain reaction. World war 3 in the classroom. lol
#33 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:05pm by paintballer394
(+1)Any poker site I've played on won't let more than one person from the same location to play at any one table. I still hope it's true though on account of that guy being a hero.
#34 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:08pm by jimbo_star
(0)If it's real money, FYL. If it's fake, OH BOO HOO, YOU LOST AT A VIDEO GAME! (BTW, I'm an avid gamer, so don't give me shit about not knowing what it's like.)
(0)... I'm curious as to why you continued playing against a guy who was clearly better then you, second hand Iw ould have legged it.
#45 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:07pm by DrunkenValor
(0)YDI for not paying attention to class AND to whats going on around you.
Why would you play a game in class that you probably paid a lot of money to be in in the first place? You should've just stayed home if you were going to play on your laptop
(0)YDI for a) play poker in class instead of paying attention and b) for wasting your money playing poker instead of saving that money to pay for college or for the future.
#48 - On 09/18/2009 at 7:46pm by VioletteSkies
(+1)I didn't really know the definition of the word Owned until I read this. Thanks my friend.
#55 - On 09/18/2009 at 9:05pm by ithedarkone
(0)If your network is large enough you can.
I have played on the same table in the computer labs at my university with the guy sitting next to me.
(0)This happened to me once! Except buddy behind me won a dollar or two and i ended up taking 40 of his bucks, because i opened up another table and made him believe those were my cards...
FTL bro. YDI for not noticing.
(+1)Most sites I played on will allow you to report stuff like that. They can check IP addresses and wireless connections. Report him - you may not get your money back, but he will get banned.
#67 - On 09/19/2009 at 12:14am by flgirlwguitar
(0)YDI for playing poker in class! This is not only morally reprehensible, but also stupid since you DO know that people are sitting behind and besides you and you're stupid or addicted enough to play poker nevertheless. Besides, I hope you fail the class exam as well. This guy rules. Maybe you should pay better antention in class to get smart enough to not play in public...
#70 - On 09/19/2009 at 3:35am by bugmenotmofo
(0)you deserve for playing poker in class...
oh not wait you you deserve it for writing about ONLINE poker as an FML
WANKER
#71 - On 09/19/2009 at 3:37am by cassie0383
(0)Oh, poor you -_-
Some people have real FML's.
GTF over it.
#72 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:45am by thecrackfoxx
(+1)I'm sorry your FML didn't get posted, but please, keep it to your blog/journal/Facebook Status Update or something.
(0)BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM! cheating douche bag! make him pay u every cent you lost to him... and extra... any body did tht to me id break there mofoing legs! FYL!
(+1)THIS IS BULLSHIT. This can't happen, two people from the same IP address aren't allowed to play together at the same table on any legitimate poker site. This didn't happen. It helps prevent cheating. This kid's a liar.
The other player may have been using a mobile modem, yeah?
#85 - On 09/23/2009 at 7:02am by smoothcoffee
(0)If it was real money, this couldn't happen, and if its fake money then who cares. TDI for playing poker in class anyway.
(0)He doesn't deserve this you pricks. FYL indeed. that just sucks. what are the odds you would be playing against the guy behind you? lol
#78 - On 09/19/2009 at 1:03pm by Scotticus117
(0)oh c'mon as if you've never been bored in class and popped a game to keep you up. and ffs read the other comments before you post something. YOU CAN PLAY FROM THE SAME IP AD as long as the network's big enough. this isn't an fml though.
(0)magicsparrow, real money is often used in online poker today, so it couldn't be outlawed. I have several friends who play with real money.
#89 - On 04/21/2010 at 4:43pm by Gal_Capone
