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Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30910) - you deserved it (11355)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:12am - money - by Dopeydancer (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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i bet it was a man you squeezed too

#1 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:06pm by Anonanimal

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YDI for carrying your wallet in your back pocket...

#3 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:08pm by The_Great_Zucchi

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