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Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45784) - you deserved it (3341)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:12pm - money - by effmylife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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I would do anything for Hello Kitty toys.

#6 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:09am by Hanykins

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rofl/fail

and it wasnt even a 10 cent toy, since mcdonalds toys are free

#2 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:06am by v1knownaz_chris

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