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Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33917) - you deserved it (14245)

On 08/14/2009 at 6:28pm - money - by scfead (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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yo ass got jacked

#4 - On 08/14/2009 at 8:31pm by allmidnighteyes

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YDI for thinking that youre hot. you god damn twilight lover.

#19 - On 08/14/2009 at 9:01pm by epicwinmaster

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