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Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
Your ass is fat. Get over it. He stole your fucking wallet! Use your ass powers! Fat asses unite!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014