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Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying "save your money". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65213) - you deserved it (29498)

On 03/17/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by RdL (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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:-) That's basically what my family did to my brother, only we used a model BMW.
You kind of deserve that - car's aren't toys and they are expensive to buy and worse to insure. Get a job and pay for it yourself.
Best of luck!

#1 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:23pm by autumnshivaree

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I wouldn't mind getting Hot Wheels cars...

#2 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:26pm by tsezu

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