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Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying "save your money". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53869) - you deserved it (21717)

On 03/17/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by RdL (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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