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Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47892) - you deserved it (10593)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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Oh god, that sucks. Did you get the quarter anyway?

#3 - On 07/09/2009 at 6:40am by TydusArandor

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call someone to get it out like the police.
for people who say it's nothing poo u bcuz her credit cards are in there drivers lisense and more! FYL!!!!

#23 - On 07/09/2009 at 11:46am by lakeylove

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