Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML

#3542974
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48357) - you deserved it (11443)

On 07/07/2009 at 12:48am - money - by housepoor (woman) - United States (California)

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I found out that my father, who is divorced from my mother, has set up a lawsuit…

Stoopid also deserved it
Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a…

Top comments

Never take a mortgage you can't afford on your own. That's just asking for problems. What if you guys did stay together and one of you lost their job?

#3 - On 07/07/2009 at 6:08am by IreadFMLnaked

See in context

+18

Oh my God! That's so fucking tactless of him! FYL. That guy's a douche, you're better off without him. Maybe you can find a nice roommate?

#2 - On 07/07/2009 at 6:07am by LadyV

See in context

+8

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by