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Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53620) - you deserved it (12788)

On 07/07/2009 at 12:48am - money - by housepoor (woman) - United States (California)

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Never take a mortgage you can't afford on your own. That's just asking for problems. What if you guys did stay together and one of you lost their job?

#3 - On 07/07/2009 at 6:08am by IreadFMLnaked

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Oh my God! That's so fucking tactless of him! FYL. That guy's a douche, you're better off without him. Maybe you can find a nice roommate?

#2 - On 07/07/2009 at 6:07am by LadyV

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