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Today, I came home from an amazing cruise to find that my house broken into. My best friend apparently decided to invite her drug addicted friends into my home while I was away where they stole 172$ and my migraine pills, which are non-refillable. I now have a migraine. FML


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On 06/21/2009 at 3:09am - money - by myheadhurts (man) - United States (California)

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make her pay for everything and change the locks so it doesn't happen again.. OR get the police involved.. get triple or more money for damages

#2 - On 06/21/2009 at 10:09am by hecuva

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My dad has done that to me before

#4 - On 06/21/2009 at 10:11am by LuckyCharms

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