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Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML

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You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass.

Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

#12 - On 06/12/2009 at 8:25pm by TheCookieCrumb

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... Lol, what the hell?

#1 - On 06/12/2009 at 8:19pm by SeventhFonons

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