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Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17257) - you deserved it (62239)

On 06/12/2009 at 4:45pm - money - by beatenbyabum (man) - United States (Georgia)

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You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass.

Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

#12 - On 06/12/2009 at 8:25pm by TheCookieCrumb

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LOL imagine the guys point of view.

Today, my pregnant girlfriend told me to go beg for food because we were both starving. I go up to the first person I see and tell him my story. He responds with a joke about condoms and me having to buy them and then laughs hysterically. I then beat and robbed him, only to realize that his wallet only had a dollar. He called the cops and now I am in jail. FML.

#14 - On 06/12/2009 at 8:27pm by gtdoll

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