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Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16204) - you deserved it (58968)

On 06/12/2009 at 4:45pm - money - by beatenbyabum (man) - United States (Georgia)

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