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Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6997) - you deserved it (42528)

On 01/27/2009 at 11:47am - money - by dannij08 - United States (California)

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isn't that the point?

#5 - On 02/28/2009 at 4:05pm by muchlovezoe

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Today I ate a tub of lard to help me gain weight. Now I'm fat. FML.

You're an idiot, dude.

#18 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:04pm by Hich17

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