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Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23612) - you deserved it (38694)

On 06/06/2009 at 9:11pm - money - by fml_seriouslyfml (woman) - United States (Texas)

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At least you don't have to replace your license? That's a pain...

#1 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:34am by kitkatkelly

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Someone is jacking off to your pictures right now.

#4 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:39am by nuked

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