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Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19848) - you deserved it (29147)

On 06/06/2009 at 9:11pm - money - by fml_seriouslyfml (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Someone is jacking off to your pictures right now.

#4 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:39am by nuked

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This is why you keep your wallet in your pocket, your laptop in a bag and put it immediately in your car, put your drink in the cup holder, etc.

Why are there so many FMLs where people leave things on their car and something happens?
WILL YOU PEOPLE EVER LEARN?
Accidents happen, but seriously!

#11 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:53am by redbluegreen

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