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Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML


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On 06/01/2009 at 12:50am - money - by steph (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Oh wow. Hope the dog was okay.

#1 - On 06/01/2009 at 6:05am by spillproof

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Do people not realize where they're kicking? Or look around first?

Seriously, what are we coming to?

#3 - On 06/01/2009 at 6:12am by redbluegreen

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