Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

#2489611
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10804) - you deserved it (24771)

On 06/01/2009 at 12:50am - money - by steph (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

fmeplease's life also sucks
Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my…

PulledOver also deserved it
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the…

Top comments

Oh wow. Hope the dog was okay.

#1 - On 06/01/2009 at 6:05am by spillproof

See in context

+5

Next time you get the urge to think...don't.

#8 - On 06/01/2009 at 6:26am by Barthez01

See in context

+5

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by